Plate Nº 73 · recorded September 30, 2026
Science Policy & FundingReported finding
Marmots Get an OnlyFans as US Science Funding Cuts Bite
Frustrated by US budget cuts, marmot researchers have opened an OnlyFans account featuring the rodents — a desperate attempt to fund long-term field studies.
By Elena Vasquez3 min read662 words
In brief
- Researchers studying marmots launched an OnlyFans account featuring the animals to raise funds.
- The team said the move came "out of frustration" amid US science budget cuts.
- Long-term field studies like marmot research are especially vulnerable to funding gaps because broken data records are hard to repair.

A team of researchers studying marmots has opened an OnlyFans account featuring the rodents, in an unusual attempt to plug funding gaps left by recent United States budget cuts.
The account is not what the platform is best known for. Instead of adult content, subscribers get photographs and updates of the marmots themselves — chunky, burrow-dwelling ground squirrels that live in mountainous parts of North America, Europe and Asia. The researchers behind the project described their move as a last resort born of desperation.
"We're trying this out of frustration," the researchers said, according to a report by Live Science. The quote captures a sentiment now common across American academic laboratories and field stations: scientists are searching for any viable way to keep their work going as federal money tightens.
Why researchers are turning to unconventional revenue
The United States government funds a large share of basic scientific research through agencies such as the National Institutes of Health and the National Science Foundation. When budgets shrink or grants grow harder to win, university research groups often lose the money that pays for fieldwork, equipment, staff salaries and student training.
Long-term field studies are especially vulnerable. Marmot research, like much wildlife biology, depends on researchers returning to the same colonies year after year. Missing even a single field season can break a continuous data record that may have taken decades to build. Animals must be re-trapped, re-identified and re-monitored, and gaps in the timeline weaken the statistical power of the whole dataset.
That fragility helps explain why the team chose such an attention-grabbing fundraising route. Subscription platforms offer a direct channel between researchers and members of the public who want to support their work, bypassing the slow and increasingly competitive grant system.
It is too early to call the experiment a success. OnlyFans is an unproven venue for science fundraising, and it is unclear how much money the marmot account has raised so far, or whether it can sustain a research programme over multiple years. The Live Science report did not include figures on subscriber numbers or revenue.
What marmot research involves
Marmots are large rodents in the squirrel family. The best-studied species, the yellow-bellied marmot of the American Rocky Mountains, has been the subject of one of the longest-running mammal field projects in the world. Researchers typically track marked individuals across their lives, recording survival, reproduction, weight gain and social behaviour.
This kind of data matters beyond marmot biology. Long-term animal datasets allow scientists to measure the effects of climate change, disease and habitat shifts on wild populations — questions that cannot be answered with short-term studies. When funding interruptions break these records, the loss is difficult or impossible to repair.
A wider symptom of budget pressure
The marmot OnlyFans account is a striking example, but not an isolated one. Across the US research sector, scientists have reported turning to crowdfunding sites, public donations, university bridge funds and personal savings to keep projects running. Early-career researchers, who depend most heavily on competitive grants, often feel the squeeze first.
Science policy analysts generally caution that private fundraising cannot replace stable public funding. Donations and subscriptions tend to favour charismatic projects — cute animals, dramatic discoveries — over equally important but less photogenic work, such as taxonomy, statistics or long-term environmental monitoring.
Still, the marmot team's frustration reflects a real shift in how some research gets paid for. If the account attracts paying subscribers, it may encourage other groups to test similar models. If it fizzles, it will stand as evidence that unconventional platforms rarely cover the true cost of science.
For now, the marmots carry on unaware that their portraits are being offered to subscribers. Their human observers, meanwhile, wait to see whether public affection for chubby rodents can be converted into field-season funding — and whether a platform built for a very different kind of content can support serious ecological research.
via Google News: Science Funding (Source)
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